daily shriek

December 21, 2007

whatever.

Filed under: raw — groggyjava @ 5:40 am

i’m just so sick and fucking tired of people’s bullshit. it’s entirely too rare the person who tells you like it is, how they feel, not what they think you want to hear. i’m guilty of doing it, i try to fit, say the right thing, but when it comes down to it, i don’t candy shit up for people. if i want something i say so, if you want something say so.

fucking bullshit assholes who don’t have the goddamned courage to just ask for something, or simply say “that’s what i want” aggravate me to no end!!!!!

“no, really whatever is fine” NO IT AIN’T, YOU’RE A FUCKING LIAR, DO YOU WANT THE SANDWICH OR NOT??

fuckit.

November 28, 2007

damn, finally back

Filed under: raw, self-referential — groggyjava @ 4:59 pm

i’ve neglected this blog too long, sorry to my readers, hope i haven’t lost you

so anyway, i made it to the gym this morning, worked out for half an hour and it was good, and by good i mean it sucked — getting up at five a.m. everyday sucks ass. but i have to do it. i can’t spend my remaining days lugging around a fat lazy mortal coil, i got kids to keep up with.

sheesh.

September 25, 2007

never have i seen typography used in so cool a way

Filed under: raw — groggyjava @ 4:51 pm

totally sfw

http://www.ni9e.com/typo/typo_dylan.html

August 6, 2007

couple weeks off, life is good

Filed under: raw — groggyjava @ 4:04 pm

back at work and grinding it out, more to follow…

July 25, 2007

15 Unfortunately Placed Ads

Filed under: business, raw — groggyjava @ 1:33 pm

It just goes to show you the mindlessness that pervades the american marketing machine — follow this link to see all 15 Unfortunately Placed Ads,

this one is my favorite

great coffee add

July 10, 2007

now that’s a hard-on!

Filed under: raw — groggyjava @ 3:26 pm

oregon town keizer put up these barriers to protect pedestrians from cars, but some are complaining that they look like penises.

similing bob would be proud of these bad boys!

seriously though, someone needs to plaster these things with ads for Trojans, Cyallis, and Viagra, right quick!

i think it’s a hard and fast rule the people who see phallic symbols in ordinary objects are creepy perverts who need to be taken off the streets before their views become set in the public consciousness, and they’re complaints become set in stone.

(sry)

link via dvorak uncensored 

July 9, 2007

i knew it!

Filed under: raw — groggyjava @ 7:23 pm
Researchers at the University of California-Santa Barbara said getting “miffed or irked” can sharpen a person’s ability to analyze data carefully and make the right decisions, ABC News said Wednesday.

i’ve always known that i’ve shot better pool, typed much faster, drove more sanely when a little pissed off — now i know it’s not just me

i wonder what being bitter does for ya…

anyway, here’s the link to the article i found on science daily

and here’s a link to the journal they cite, only the july issue, which presumably contains the article, isn’t up as of this writing

July 6, 2007

creationists are going to need some time to explain this one away

Filed under: raw — groggyjava @ 5:04 pm

a new species has been proven to have come into existence by way of evolution in present day england.

“The York groundsel is a natural hybrid between the common groundsel and the Oxford ragwort. Hybrids are normally sterile, and cannot breed and die out… [however] the York Groundsel is a genetic mutant that can breed, but not with any other species, including its parent species. It thus fits the scientific definition of a separate species.”

well that clearly flies in the face of creationists who routinely attempt to debunk darwin by claiming that new species have never been observed evolving; the tired facile argument that “a dog always gives birth to a dog.” so much for that idea, unless they mean that literally, and would only accept a dog giving birth to a non-dog. who knows?

anyway i suspect that when creationists get a hold of this story they will 1.) call into question the skills or integrity of the scientist reporting the discovery, 2.) insult him, calling him a crackpot, 3.) say that new plant species don’t count, only dogs.

honestly, it seems like so much wasted effort, trying to bend all human discoveries to coincide with one single book — but hey, whatever floats your boat.

my question is — why is it so hard to entertain the possibility that the universe that god created is far more complex and compelling and beautiful than the people who wrote the bible could even imagine?

link via  stumbleupon buzz

June 7, 2007

bang bang

Filed under: raw — groggyjava @ 3:42 pm

the roofers are here today putting a new roof on my house, my office is on the 3rd floor right underneath them

it sounds and feels like i will have one of those guys in my lap any minute

bang bang

June 5, 2007

mind…snapping…

Filed under: raw — groggyjava @ 12:30 pm

well, maybe not snapping, but my son owns this toy that’s made to look like an ipod and it plays children’s tunes like “i’m a little teapot” and whatnot, but if you ever noticed, the tune to the part of “tip me over and pour me out” is strikingly similar to the end rift of the Jeopardy final round theme melody line.

so i have this weird unintentional incomplete mash-up in my head twisting my brain — i’m going to have to bust out sony acid a work a remix later. i’ll post it here when i finally succumb.

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